J.D.: [v.o.] I had to hide from Turk, so I went to the one place in the hospital where I knew no one would ever venture.
J.D.: Ted? Ted?
Ted: [o.s.] A little help!
J.D.: Ted, what are you doing?
Ted: I like to do stomach crunches after lunch.
J.D.: Ted, lunch was 4 hours ago.
Ted: Yep, I wasted most of my Tuesday.
J.D.: It's Wednesday.
Ted: Oh, man, I missed the Gilmore Girls.