Quote from J.D. in My Lips Are Sealed
J.D.: This never leaves the room! Elliot: Why did you close my window? [fantasy, a smartly-dressed messenger monkey holds a piece of paper:] Elliot: Oh, no! She wrote "J.D. And Carla kissed" on the paper and she's gonna tell Turk! Carla: No, no, stop her! J.D.: Don't worry, ladies, I've closed the window. [reality:] Elliot: J.D., I don't have a messenger monkey.