Quote from Carla in My Lips Are Sealed
J.D.: It was just a friend kiss. Carla: Were your lips parted at all? J.D.: No, I pursed them like this. Carla: I don't know, J.D., I remember my one lip being on top of your upper lip and my other lip being somewhere in the middle of yours, which means your lips were apart and I don't think that's a friend kiss. J.D.: Yes, it is, it's a friend kiss, and we will never talk about this to anyone ever! All right. Elliot: What's going on? J.D.: Nothing. Carla: J.D. and I kissed. J.D.: Carla! Elliot: You kissed? Like a friend kiss? J.D.: Yes. Carla: No! J.D.: Carla, you're killing me.