J.D.: It was just a friend kiss.
Carla: Were your lips parted at all?
J.D.: No, I pursed them like this.
Carla: I don't know, J.D., I remember my one lip being on top of your upper lip and my other lip being somewhere in the middle of yours, which means your lips were apart and I don't think that's a friend kiss.
J.D.: Yes, it is, it's a friend kiss, and we will never talk about this to anyone ever! All right.
Elliot: What's going on?
J.D.: Nothing.
Carla: J.D. and I kissed.
J.D.: Carla!
Elliot: You kissed? Like a friend kiss?
J.D.: Yes.
Carla: No!
J.D.: Carla, you're killing me.