Turk: Wow, isn't that a shocker, you don't care about something that's important to me. You know what? Why don't you just throw him out?
J.D.: Don't listen to him! He's drunk on cheese!
Turk: And don't think Rowdy doesn't know what's going on here.
Carla: What's he gonna do?
[fantasy: Rowdy comes to life and attacks Carla]
J.D.: Easy, boy. She ain't worth it.