J.D.: Now I know there's trepidation when you talk about surgery in the area of the penis-
Mr. Randolph: Whoa! Quick pause on the gutter-talk! Catherine, hallway.
J.D.: Look, I... [Mr. Randolph raises his finger as he waits for Catherine to leave the room]
Mr. Randolph: Go.
J.D.: I know there are possible side-effects, but the incontinence goes away with most patients, and sexual dysfunction can be treated with anything from Viagra to a penis pump.
Mr. Randolph: Penis pump? That sounds awkward.
J.D.: Doesn't have to be.
[fantasy:]
Mr. Randolph: Wow! It's a giraffe! [claps]
[reality:]
Mr. Randolph: End of discussion! I'm not having the surgery. Although I don't mind that they've shaved me already. Proportionately, everything seems much... grander.