J.D.: Danni, we need to move on, okay? No more thinking about our exes. No more waiting for the phone to ring. No more stealing her purse just so you can return it later in the hopes that she'll be so grateful, she'll use the money recovered to buy you a drink and maybe have sex with you after.
Danni: Did that work?
J.D.: I stole the wrong purse. And, yes!