Jordan: OK, I didn't tell you the kid was yours and you're upset. I get it. But you seem to be making a really big deal out of this. Is there something else that's bothering you?
Dr. Cox: It's mostly just the kid thing.
Jordan: I told you I didn't want you to feel pressured to be with me. I didn't want you to feel manipulated.
Dr. Cox: Jordan, I am so, so sorry, but no matter what you say, you don't have a leg to stand on.
Carla: Yeah, I don't know about that, Perry. Sounds like she's trying to protect your relationship.
Elliot: Yeah, I mean, some mothers say the only way to get a guy to marry you is by using pregnancy as a trap.
Dr. Cox: What?
Elliot: Stupid mothers who got even meaner when they stopped drinking.