Quote from Carla in My Dream Job
Dr. Kelso: Nurse Espinosa, do you by any chance know what time your 9.30 shift starts? Carla: 9:30? Dr. Kelso: See, that's what I would've said. But then I had Ted stand out in the parking lot and monitor your arrival times this week. Ted? Ted: 9:34, 9:39, 9:41, 9:33, and 9:50. Carla: How is that law degree working out for you, Ted? Ted: I was going to be a senator.