Jordan: We are a horrible couple.
Dr. Cox: You couldn't be more wrong. Because even though that isn't my kid in there, I still want to feel connected and I just thought I'd be more hooked in if I knew.
Jordan: It's funny. Every time I think you're the same old, sharp-edged jackass, you turn around and do something to remind me that you're such a pansy! Listen. I was really hoping that the two of us could find out when the baby comes. But if you really need to know now, just keep it to yourself.
Dr. Cox: Yeah, run away there, missy, 'cause guilt trips don't work on old Perrerino.