Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Brother, My Keeper
Dr. Townshend: Come on. How many more times are you going to make me apologize for introducing you to your wife? Dr. Kelso: Once a month until she's dead. J.D.: Excuse me, sir, do you have a second? Dr. Kelso: Sport, what did I tell you about my open-door policy? I don't have one.