Quote from Janitor in My Last Day
Janitor: What? Intern: It's my first day. I'm waiting for someone. Janitor: This door is broke. Every fifth time or so, it don't open. Intern: Maybe there's a paper clip stuck in there. Janitor: Why a paper clip? Intern: I was just making small talk. Janitor: Did you put a paper clip in there? Intern: No. Janitor: If I find a paper clip you're goin' down.