Janitor: What?
Intern: It's my first day. I'm waiting for someone.
Janitor: This door is broke. Every fifth time or so, it don't open.
Intern: Maybe there's a paper clip stuck in there.
Janitor: Why a paper clip?
Intern: I was just making small talk.
Janitor: Did you put a paper clip in there?
Intern: No.
Janitor: If I find a paper clip you're goin' down.