J.D.: [v.o.] I won't let those doctors scare me. John Dorian always get right back on the horse.
Carla: I'm so sorry you're alone, Mr. Winston, but meningococcus is highly contagious.
Mr. Winston: I don't have anyone to talk to.
J.D.: Good news, friend. The doctor is in. [laughs]
Mr. Winston: I asked for a newspaper, and they gave me Judy Blume books from Paediatrics.
J.D.: I don't know anything about those. [Carla leaves] You have to read Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing. Completely turned high school around for me.