J.D.: Come on. I have problems too. I traded my meningitis patient. Just traded him like a baseball card. And you wanna know why? I was afraid of him. I'm a doctor who's afraid of sick people. You wanna take a picture with me?
J.D.: [v.o.] It's a weird feeling when you realize you've lost the respect of four people all at once. But it's nothing compared to losing respect for yourself.