Carla: Elliot, you know how they say, "No one will love you until you learn to love yourself"?
Elliot: My mother used to say, "No one will love you".
Carla: Just fake it. Don't let him see what a neurotic mess you are. You see Turk over there? He doesn't know that I cry sometimes because I'm not sure there's a cat heaven. It's all about hiding the crazy and acting like the most confident girl in the room.