Sam Dorian: Wowser, Rowdy's a boy dog.
J.D.: [v.o.] My mom and dad got divorced when I was seven. I know that's not so unusual, but even though everybody's relationship with their father is different, mine has always seemed very different.
Sam Dorian: God, I'd like to take a run at her. Would you look at that rack.
J.D.: Dad, please.
Sam Dorian: I'm sorry, Johnny. I'm just a man. You know what they say about men.
Turk: They love boobies.
Sam Dorian: That is correct, Christopher.
J.D.: OK, you know, I think I'm gonna hit the sack before I get even more uncomfortable.
Sam Dorian: Your mother had a beautiful bosom.
J.D.: There it is.