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Wine and Roses

‘Wine and Roses’

Season 1, Episode 6 - Aired February 10, 2015

Moira gets her first acting role in a long time, promoting a local vinter. Meanwhile, the move to Schitt's Creek takes its toll on David's health.

Quote from Jocelyn

Jocelyn: David, Hun. Come join me.
David: Oh, Jocelyn.
Jocelyn: Normally I do this with Roland, but he had a bad burrito so he's M.I.A.
David: Oh.
Jocelyn: Trust me, that's good news for everybody.
David: I'm sure it is.


Quote from Jocelyn

Jocelyn: Ted told me all about your nervous breakdown.
David: My- My what?
Jocelyn: I was at the cafe. He didn't mention any names, but when he said it was someone "precious," I knew.

Quote from David

David: It's just all these feelings of displacement, you know? Like I've- Yeah, I think I'm just having a very hard time adjusting to the overall aesthetic of the town.

Quote from Jocelyn

Jocelyn: Yeah, lots of talking. Lots of emoting. That's good, David.
David: Yeah.
Jocelyn: Um, have you tried sex?
David: Excuse me?
Jocelyn: Sex puts me right to sleep. You should have lots and lots of sex.
David: Ugh.

Quote from Moira

Johnny: Moira? It's me.
Moira: [o.s.] Hi!
Johnny: You okay?
Moira: Yeah I blew it, Johnny. I blew it big time.
Johnny: Let me in, sweetheart.
Moira: Oh, I don't know how.
Johnny: There's a knob on the door.
Moira: No, I mean I don't know how to do this anymore! I'm no good!
Johnny: How did you open the door?
Moira: I threw a shoe. This wine is aw-ful! Give me another glass.

Quote from Johnny

Moira: No, John, I ruined it. I ruined everything.
Johnny: No, no, you didn't.
Moira: I did!
Johnny: No, sweetheart, I ruined everything. I ruined it.
Moira: You did. Why- Why did you ruin everything?
Johnny: Okay, well, let-let's not focus on me right now. The important thing is, you've gotta get back up and you've gotta get out there.

Quote from Johnny

Moira: Did I used to have a drinking problem?
Johnny: The point is, you can do this, Moira. You're radiant. You're beguiling. You're daytime television's brightest star! All you have to do is go out there and shine.
Moira: I'm gonna- I'm gonna fucking nail it.

Quote from Jocelyn

Twyla: And on a big inhale Identify any tension you may be holding. And on a big exhale, breathe it out.
Jocelyn: [breathing out] I burnt my sausage casserole.

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