Twyla: So, I don't think I'm gonna need a ride home tonight.
Alexis: Oh, my God, that's so great!
Twyla: Because I think I'm going home with a guy.
Alexis: No, yeah, I pieced that together.
Twyla: He plays soccer, and he works at the quarry, and we both have the same second favourite colour.
Alexis: So important.
Twyla: Your mom's trick totally worked. I ran my finger down the backs of three different guys, and one of them turned around. It's a total numbers game.

Twyla: Okay, here we go. I know you asked for a small, but I "swapped it" for a large.
David: Twyla, may I say, you are looking very chic.
Johnny: Would you look at that? That looks like the tiara you wore at your bat mitzvah, Alexis.
Twyla: Well, I had a little help from a friend.
Alexis: We should probably coordinate a time to swap everything back.
Twyla: Oh, don't worry, I'm fine.
David: And what exactly did you get out of this fun swap?
Alexis: I got Twyla's step-brother's dog tags. And a whistle.

Twyla: Is there water near where you're going?
Ted: Yeah, we're going to an island.
Alexis: Ooh! I forgot it was an island!
Twyla: And are there boats near the water?
Ted: Yeah, there are boats on the water. Oh, we can charter this catamaran at sunset.
Twyla: Yeah, so I see a boat capsizing.
Alexis: What?
Twyla: People screaming. And a couple, like, under water. And then it sort of fades to black.

Ted: No, wait come on, you can't actually see that in these cards.
Twyla: Well, I also need to interpret the cards.
Ted: Okay, so maybe you could interpret something a little more positive?
Twyla: Oh, I also see a party. People dressed up all fancy in black.
Alexis: Like a black and white party?
Twyla: Mm, more like a funeral.

Jocelyn: No, she's right, Moira, they'd be lucky to have you on their two-bit show.
Twyla: Yeah, and reboots are never as good as the original.
Moira: Well, aren't you a wolf pack by which any gal would be so lucky to be protected. But it's time for this pup to disperse to new territory. Sunrise Bay called with an irresistible offer.
Twyla: That's great, Mrs. Rose. I mean, who doesn't love a reboot.