Twyla Sands Quotes Page 3 of 5
Quote from Moira Rosé
Alexis: No. No. No one is going on the trip. And I am so sorry for making you guys sign up for this.
Ronnie: Well, I'm keeping the Hydration bottles. I can just dump out the crystal water.
Twyla: Just a heads up, you guys, they're almost sold out of the "nocturnal affirmation" cassette tapes, so...
Alexis: Twy...
Twyla: Now I just need to buy one of their cassette players. Because you have to make sure they're playing at the right speed when you're sleeping.
Alexis: Twy, this is a cult. I brought you to a cult.
Twyla: Oh my gosh, did you not know that? My mom tried to take me to the gateway for spring break one year. I just thought I was supporting your career.
Quote from Rebound
Johnny: Could I get a coffee, Twyla, please?
Twyla: So I see Alexis is getting back out there.
Johnny: Has she told you anything about this guy?
Twyla: No, but I think he dated my aunt. I don't know, I was a baby at the time, but there's a photo of him holding me at Christmas. And I remember that, because that was the year Santa brought me a lighter.
Quote from The Pitch
Twyla: Oh, my gosh. That's so exciting. I wonder if they'll go to the M&Ms store?
Quote from Start Spreading The News
Twyla: Anyway, um, I wanted to come and tell you that what you said to me this morning really resonated.
Alexis: Twy. That means so much. Um, um, what part of what I said, specifically?
Twyla: Oh. That I shouldn't be afraid to spend money on things that are special to me.
Alexis: Mm-hmm.
Twyla: So, I bought the café.
Alexis: What?!
Twyla: I called the owners and told them to name their price.
Alexis: Okay, I was talking more like a spa day or like a cute little anklet or something.
Twyla: It's something that will make me smile. Twyla's Café Tropical. It's got a nice ring to it, right?
Alexis: Yeah. Or like "Twyla's Café".
Twyla: Yeah, I don't think so.
Quote from Lawn Signs
Moira: Ugh! My campaign signs have gone missing.
Johnny: What?
Twyla: You had election signs?
Moira: Yes! All of them! Gone!
Twyla: Wow. Maybe people were mowing their lawns.
Johnny: Well, it's probably just kids.
Moira: What if there's a more sinister explanation?
Twyla: Oh, like the wind.
Quote from Finding David
Twyla: My best friend in kindergarten ran away, and her parents didn't notice, and she ended up getting adopted by this really rich Asian family in Vancouver, but then they had their own kid, so she kind of got neglected a bit, and I can't remember whether she's back on the streets now, or...
Quote from Milk Money
Johnny: I'm just looking for someone who sells raw milk. From a cow. That's a big business right now.
Alexis: What's a big business right now?
Johnny: Raw milk.
Twyla: Shhh! You would make a terrible drug dealer, Mr. Rose.
Quote from Moira's Nudes
Twyla: Everything okay over here?
Johnny: Yes it is, Twyla. Just great. If, uh, if you could add this to our tab, that would be wonderful.
Twyla: Add it to your tab. Yeah, um...
Johnny: What, is there a problem?
Twyla: Unfortunately, we can't put any more on your tab, Mr. Rose. We have a limit as to how much you can charge on it without actually making any effort to pay.
Johnny: Oh, I see.
Twyla: So, here's your bill.
Johnny: Okay, thank you. Just, uh, leave this with me, Twyla, and I'll take care of it, um, this afternoon, or tomorrow.
Twyla: This afternoon would be great.
Johnny: Well then, this afternoon it is! And if not, then you know, tomorrow.
Twyla: Morning.
Johnny: Morning. Tomorrow morning.
Quote from Little Sister
Twyla: [to David] In all honesty, Mutt was just a place holder. According to my tea leaves, the guy I'm suppose to marry is black, so...
Quote from Bad Parents
Johnny: You know, I remember when Alexis was just a chubby-faced little girl racing around the house in that banned babywalker, and now she's spending time in a drug lord's trunk?!
Twyla: Oh, that is my favourite Liam Neeson movie.