David: Anyway, we're gonna go. You gonna come with?
Stevie: Uh... I still have like... half a drink left, so I think I'm gonna finish it here, and then... meet you guys later?
David: No, you won't.
Stevie: No, I won't.
David: Okay.
Patrick: Have fun.
Stevie: Bye.

Alexis: Mm. Um, well, it sounds like you're super busy, so I don't wanna take up too much of your time, um, but I actually wanted to talk to you about something.
Ted: [on Skype] I know what you're going to say, Alexis.
Alexis: You do?
Ted: I've been dropping the ball when it comes to our phone dates. Between juggling work and, and the time difference...
Alexis: No, Ted, you haven't done anything wrong. We've both been so busy with work, and then on top of all of that, you've been... renovating your entire apartment for me.
Ted: Well, I put some screens on the windows. I wouldn't really call it a renovation.
Alexis: Okay, well, you bought a juicer.

Alexis: Um, but I guess we just wait it out? Seems like our only option.
Ted: [on Skype] Yeah, until somebody invents teleportation.
Alexis: Okay, well, um... nobody's home, so why don't we start by teleporting you out of that shirt?
Ted: That's not really how teleportation works, but I think that I can... [gasps] Aww... not again! I'm so sorry, uh, but the ants are back and, uh, I think what we're about to do probably wouldn't end very well if a fire ant was involved. Um, rain check?
Alexis: Rain check.
Ted: [sighs] I love you! [ends call]
Alexis: Uh, mm, oh! [quietly] Love you.

Ronnie: Look, her name is Vanessa, and she has a very single, very attractive friend over there, who was just telling me about all the trouble she's having with her car.
Johnny: Bob, this is right up your alley. Nobody knows their way around cars like you.
Bob: Yeah, I, uh, was really hoping to not talk shop.
Johnny: Bob, just go over and talk to her.
Ronnie: Look, be yourself. Have a mint. Go, go, go, go. And that, gentlemen, is how it's done. Bye!