‘The Wingman’
Season 6, Episode 6 - Aired February 11, 2020
Johnny, Roland and Ronnie try to help Bob get back on the dating scene following his split with Gwen. Alexis questions her future as her career as a publicist starts to take off. Meanwhile, David and Patrick consider an invitation to drop by Jake's apartment for "a whiskey or whatever".
Quote from Alexis
Ted: [on Skype] Let's talk about you! Everyone here has been watching your video! And to think it was all fake?
Alexis: Totally fake. Isn't that wild? And all of these PR agencies from New York are calling to ask me how I did it.
Ted: How did you do it?
Alexis: Um, it's like a little bit too complicated to explain over this.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Hi, Theodore! Gorgeous view!
Ted: [on Skype] Hi, Mrs. Rose! Congrats on the movie! That last scene where you leap from your nest only to discover that your wings aren't developed enough yet...
Moira: Oh, you're too kind. The Daily Mail called it a "flap for the ages!"
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: [phone rings] Oh! It's Buzzfeed calling about the 10 goriest Clara Mandrake accidents from the film.
Moira: Best we take it.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Alexis! They're asking about co-stars. I can't be expected to remember everyone I meet!
Quote from Roland
Bob: I don't think we're the same size, Johnny. I might have a trouble fitting tissues into these pockets.
Johnny: Oh, you won't need tissues. There'll be no crying tonight, Bob. You look like a million bucks.
Roland: Well, actually, Bob, in Johnny's suit there, you look like a guy who had a million bucks, but then lost it. [laughs]
Johnny: Very funny, Roland.
Quote from David
Patrick: You know what? Jake did a great job with this.
David: Mm-hmm. I was just about to say this coffee table really brings out your lips.
Patrick: Okay, what? I can't compliment the guy? He's talented. You know, he's like a, a one-man operation.
David: Not in my experience.
Quote from David
Patrick: And I think it was very nice of him to invite us for drinks tonight.
David: Wasn't it?
Patrick: Yes, it was. It was very nice and I think that we should get back to him about it.
David: About going to his place for "a whiskey or whatever"?
Patrick: David, I'm fine to have drinks with one of your exes, okay?
David: Okay, first of all, Jake is nobody's ex and everybody's ex. And second of all, going to Jake's for a drink is never just going to Jake's for a drink.
Quote from David
Patrick: Oh... oh. So you... okay, so you think he invited us over to... to... ?
David: Yes, I do. Yeah. Yeah.
Patrick: Well, in that case, we definitely shouldn't go. 'Cause we're not really the kind of couple that...
David: Mm-hmm.
Patrick: Yeah...
David: That being said, if we ever did decide to... have "a whiskey" with someone, Jake would be the person to do that with because he literally doesn't care about anything. So just... I'm just throwing it out there.
Patrick: I mean, we always have the option of going and just having a whiskey.
David: Okay. And I always have the option of online shopping and just putting things in the cart. That's not gonna happen.
Quote from Moira
Moira: I didn't want to overwhelm you, dear, I know you're being pulled in another direction. Though, you might find a bit more delectation in this.
Alexis: No, I do. I... I just like haven't received flowers from someone I wasn't... friends with. [exhales sharply] What do I do?
Moira: What do you want to do?
Alexis: I can't leave now.
Moira: If you're worried about the flowers, they'll likely be dead in a week.
Alexis: Yeah, like my career if I walk away with everything that's going on. I've already made Ted wait an extra month. I can't... back out now.
Moira: So you... you weigh your options. On the one hand, you are perched on the precipice of a dream come true and you can jump knowing, possibly for the first time, that you can succeed at anything to which you put your mind.
Alexis: And on the other hand?
Moira: What other hand?
Alexis: Ted!
Moira: [gasps] Dear Ted. Yes, this is a quandary.
Quote from David
David: Oh, didn't know we were bringing our friends tonight.
Patrick: 'Kay, I knew I shouldn't have worn this shirt.
David: No, it's nice, it's nice. Is it new? And does it come in an adult size?
Patrick: It's not new. I just haven't worn it yet.
David: So it is new then.