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The Pitch

‘The Pitch’

Season 6, Episode 12 -  Aired March 24, 2020

Johnny, Stevie and Roland travel to New York City to pitch their Rosebud Motel expansion plan to a private equity firm. Back at the motel, Moira, David and Alexis start to consider life beyond Schitt's Creek.

Quote from David

Patrick: Wow. [chuckle] Don't-I don't know what to say.
David: I know. It's a lot to process. I was overwhelmed at first as well.
Patrick: I mean, David, our business is here.
David: Okay. What? You-you don't wanna go?
Patrick: Honestly? I don't know. I... Like, you're just telling me that you wanna uproot our entire lives, and it's just throwing me for a bit of a loop.
David: Okay. Well, you know, at this point it's just talk. So there's a good chance that, that the deal won't go through. In which case, you know this was just a big waste of time and frown lines. I thought you'd be excited. Would half a muffin help?
Patrick: I'm not sure.
David: You took it, so that's a good sign.

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Quote from Roland

Stevie: Mr. Rose, that was so good. Did you see their faces? I mean, I think-I think they liked it.
Roland: Johnny, even I was impressed, and I thought you had blown it for all of us. [chuckles]
Stevie: Didn't you have a briefcase?
Roland: See this is what happens when Johnny impresses me. I get confused and I forget what I'm doing.
Johnny: What was in that briefcase anyway?
Roland: Nothing. You told me to look intimidating. So I brought a briefcase.

Quote from Moira

Moira: Family!
David: What's going on?
Moira: Nothing is going on, David. I'm just worried about your father. I don't believe the two of you were encouraging enough before he left.
Alexis: I made him a card.
David: And I said "take care".
Moira: We need to do something. Send some energy his way. Hands, children.
David: What's going on?
Moira: Perhaps we should kneel.
Alexis: Okay. You're scaring me.
Moira: Please.

Quote from Johnny

Ruth: I really shouldn't be saying this on company soil, but two of the junior partners and I are in the process of starting our own firm. We've got the team, we've secured the capital, and we're planning on launching next month, and this is exactly the kind of project we're hoping to get behind.
Johnny: Maybe I should wait to hear from Mike first.
Roland: Johnny, I think you should listen to her. Believe me, those people up there, they don't deserve to be in business with you.
Stevie: Mr. Rose, I don't know, I feel like I'm getting a good vibe from her.
Ruth: We would love to take you for lunch and hear more about your proposal.

Quote from Stevie

David: So you're like a businesswoman now.
Stevie: Damn right I am.

Quote from Moira

Moira: Champagne! Champagne for all!
Alexis: We only have Zhampagne.
Moira: Zhampagne for all!

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