‘The Motel Guest’
Season 2, Episode 11 - Aired March 15, 2016
A loud guest in the adjacent motel room disrupts the Rose family, prompting marital bickering between Johnny and Moira. Meanwhile, Alexis considers renting a place of her own.
Quote from Johnny
Jocelyn: You know what I think brought all this on? That darn election! It's really hard on couples. I mean, don't get me wrong, I really appreciate how involved Roland wants to be in my campaign, it's just that sometimes, he can be so...
Johnny: Irritating? Obnoxious?
Jocelyn: No. I was gonna say sensitive.
Johnny: Oh, sensitive.
Jocelyn: Especially when I wanna do something on my own. Ohhh! Do you really think he's obnoxious and irritating?
Johnny: No! No, no, no, I was just trying to imagine what you know, you were feeling, no.
Quote from Johnny
Jocelyn: Well, I feel frustrated a lot. You know, you try to have a rational conversation with him, and he just gets all like, stubborn and selfish.
Johnny: And then he acts like you're the one behaving like a child! Right?
Jocelyn: Yeah, exactly.
Johnny: Exactly! Words get get used, and twisted around, and yet, he uses that against you.
Jocelyn: Yes, that is so Roland!
Johnny: And you get the reputation for being hot-headed, and he gets to push every button he can!
Jocelyn: You are so right! You know, I thought that I might be ready to forgive him, but I think he needs a couple more nights at that motel.
Johnny: But, on the other hand maybe it's through your forgiveness that you teach him a lesson. Right, and and the sooner you forgive him, then then the better it's gonna be for for you.
Quote from Roland
Roland: Moira, this isn't a good time, um, Jocelyn and I are about to make brunch.
Moira: You can give up the act. You and I need to talk.
Roland: [groans] Close the door honey, will you? You're lettin' my flies out.
Quote from Roland
Roland: [imitating Moira] Hello, everyone! I'm Moira Rose, and I know famous people, so I really can't talk to the common folk. Excuse me all, coming through!
Quote from Ray
Alexis: So I'm assuming this place comes fully furnished?
Ray: [laughs] No, this is all completely staged.
David: Hmm, it must be very expensive to furnish a place like this.
Ray: Ah, not really if you get it second hand. Or, uh, maybe you get up early on Tuesdays, which is garbage day, and find a discarded couch or sofa.
Quote from Ray
David: It's very quiet in here, Ray, it's like, alarmingly quiet.
Ray: The apartment was soundproofed by the previous owner. But the irony is the people next door are completely deaf, so you could literally scream for hours, and no one would hear you. [fake scream]
David: Did you hear that? You could scream for hours, and no one would hear you.
Alexis: Okay well, think about how much fun that will be for parties, David.