‘The Jazzaguy’
Season 4, Episode 8 - Aired March 13, 2018
As Johnny tries to spend more time with Moira, he finds himself joining the Jazzagals for rehearsals. Meanwhile, Stevie tries to get David over his separation from Patrick with a spa day, and Alexis joins a dating app and matches with Ted's veterinary rival.
Quote from Stevie
David: No. Absolutely not.
Stevie: Okay, and I completely understand. Um, I just worry that if we don't put the hats on, that the other guests will inevitably force us to.
David: Okay.
Stevie: So.
Quote from Stevie
Bobbie: So, turns out we are not the only ones celebrating the bride and groom. This is from a Patrick. Says, "Have fun, enjoy the night. Thinking about you." Oh, wow, that is just very sweet. And I can assure you that a fun night is guaranteed after a bottle of this. Right? [click tongue] Yeah, she gets it.
Stevie: Okay.
David: Did our waitress just make a sex reference?
Stevie: I mean, I don't think that's really surprising at this point.
Quote from Alexis
Miguel: Okay look, there is nobody who wants to see Ted fail more than I do, professionally speaking. Personally, I feel like this is off limits. It just feels wrong.
Alexis: Okay, that is what I've been saying, to literally everyone.
Miguel: What, you've been telling people about this?
Alexis: No. Some people. Just close friends. And that is the reason that I wasn't gonna come tonight.
Miguel: Yeah, but you came.
Alexis: Okay, bottom line, we've both had a lot of Zhampagne, so I just feel like we need to hydrate, and reflect.
Miguel: Wow. I mean, yeah, but I don't think I can do this.
Alexis: Okay, just to be clear, I couldn't do this first. So I guess I am paying for the Zhampagne then?
Quote from Ronnie
Ronnie: And so, he says to the cop, "Well, if it was mine, I wouldn't've put it in my mouth." [laughter]
Moira: Oh, Veronica, once again, you reign supreme as the queen of the triple entendres.
Quote from Ronnie
Moira: Not to dim the charge on this delightful conversation, but John, why don't you and I go and get the gals another drink?
Johnny: Okay.
Jocelyn: No, no, the next round is on us for our newest member. Lemonades for Moira and me.
Ronnie: And two cosmos for the baritone section.
Johnny: [deep voice] Yes, please.
Quote from Stevie
Stevie: So the lover's curry was a mistake.
David: Yeah, it was. Uh, but we got through it, and now we have a story we can only tell each other so...
Stevie: Patrick would find it funny.
David: We will not be telling Patrick.
Stevie: Another secret for the pile.
Quote from Johnny
Johnny: "Looking for a hook-up." Well, that sounds promising, Alexis, he's open for hooking up for dinner, or drinks.
Alexis: Uh-uh, that's not what that means.