‘The Crowening’
Season 5, Episode 1 - Aired January 8, 2019
Johnny doesn't know what to do with himself while Moira is filming in Bosnia. Meanwhile, Alexis causes David to worry about the vibrancy of his relationship with Patrick.
Quote from Johnny
Johnny: Hey, Stevie, don't mind me. Just coming in for a quick cup of rocket fuel.
Stevie: Nobody drinks that rocket fuel, Mr. Rose.
Johnny: I know it tastes like something I found in that gutter out there, but uh it's the pick-me-up I need to finish reorganizing the shed.
Stevie: [exasperated sigh] You're reorganizing the shed? That's not on the calendar 'til next week.
Johnny: Yeah well, with my evenings free, I mean, normally at this time Moira and I are deciding on dinner plans, but, uh...
Stevie: Okay, Mr. Rose, I know I might be overstepping here, but I just wanted you to know that it's okay to miss your wife.
Johnny: No, it's just an adjustment, that's all. I mean, we're making adjustments all the time. Yesterday I couldn't drink this coffee, and now... We've been serving this to guests the whole time?
Quote from Johnny
Stevie: Mr. Rose, I-I hope that someday I find someone who I can stand long enough to feel a little lost when they're not around.
Johnny: [sighs heavily] I'm exhausted. Eight days, Stevie. That's the longest we've gone without seeing each other. No matter where we were, and yeah, we've managed to keep it up for almost 40 years.
Stevie: Well, see? It makes sense that you're a little out of sorts without her.
Johnny: I'll tell you what's not out of sorts anymore, that shed! [chuckles]
Stevie: Yeah, well, now that you're done with the shed, maybe you could start sharing the jobs with Roland again?
Johnny: Yeah, well, you're right, Stevie, and I will call Roland. It's just I'm so tired... From all the work I've been doing, so I'm thinking maybe you could...
Stevie: No, it's just not my job.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: I'm sorry, you were right, the quiz was rigged.
David: What?!
Ted: What quiz?
Alexis: Okay, David took this relationship quiz, and it said that his relationship was like, in need of some excitement.
Patrick: What?!
Alexis: David, I lied! I took the quiz like, 15 times. "In Need of a Generator" is like, the only answer you can get.
David: Oh, my God!
Ted: Okay, I don't know what this is about, but this generator is running smoothly.