Twyla: I have to admit, Mrs. Rose, these past few weeks, I feel like I've been waiting on a famous person.
Moira: [laughs] Twyla, you're not waiting on a famous person. She's already arrived!

Stevie: 'Kay, what's going on?
Johnny: Hey, guys, come on in! Close the door.
Roland: Johnny, this better be good. I got a hot little BLT over at the café and I don't wanna keep her waitin'.

Moira: Alexis!
Alexis: Ugh!
Moira: Are you almost ready, dear? The airline will not be impressed if we don't have an on-schedule arrival at the studio.

Moira: Oh, David, is it all right if I don't watch Panic Room with everyone tonight? Jo Foster once screened it for me privately and I would like to keep that memory safe.
David: It's an escape room followed by a really sad reception, and everyone will be participating. Thank you so much!

Johnny: Roland, I need you manning the phones.
Roland: [sighs] Take it easy, Johnny, okay? Not that it's gonna happen, but I'll come running when Ike Morrison calls.
Johnny: You mean Mike Morrison.
Roland: You're waiting on a call from him, too?
Johnny: That's the only call I'm expecting.
Roland: No, you said you were waiting on a call from "Ike" Morrison.
Johnny: I don't know an Ike Morrison. Mike Morrison was my assistant for 3 years, I think I know what his name is.
Roland: Well, that's what I thought! So I was confused when a Mike Morrison called after you said Ike Morrison...
Johnny: Mike Morrison called?!
Roland: Yeah.
Johnny: Well, give me the number!

Patrick: So I guess you're all wondering uh... what're we doing here? [laughs] But, uh, the annual escape room challenge has been a Brewer family tradition for a long time, and I thought it could be fun to share it with my new family, since mine couldn't be here, so.
Moira: [whispers] Have they passed?

Moira: Please just give us the key.
Johnny: The key, or our phones! Either way!
Moira: No, the key! John, what is this new-found obsession with your device?

David: Hi. What, uh, um... are those... sweatpants?
Alexis: Yeah, I started getting dressed for work and I got distracted.
David: What could have possibly distracted you enough to do that to yourself?
Alexis: [emotional] It died, David.
David: Okay, if you're talking about your style, we can bring it back to life.
Alexis: Ted gave this to me. It's like the one thing left of our relationship and it's gone.
David: 'Kay, I would argue that you still have your memories.
Alexis: This weird little desert daisy thing...
David: It's a succulent.
Alexis: Literally not supposed to die, and yet it did. Like, what does that say about me?
David: I think that's a longer conversation.

Patrick: We will be happy with whatever you've planned. Right, David?
David: Yes. Just depends on what she's planned.

Stevie: David, you wanted something chic and elegant. I have arranged for a night of customized appetizers and cocktails at the Wobbly Elm.
David: Wow, that's bleak. [laughs] But thank you... for planning that.
Patrick: There we go.
Stevie: Patrick...
Patrick: Yeah.
Stevie: You just wanted one thing. So before we indulge in an elegant night of shots, we will all experience the thrill of Elmdale's finest and only Escape Room.