Alexis: Isn't it so soft?
Patrick: It is. Whoa, might be tying it a little too tight there.
David: Uh, that is actually cat hair. There's a Himalayan breeder up the street that knits them for us.
Patrick: Hi. Hi. I'm just dropping off your business license. And activating my allergies.
David: Oh, In that case you should probably take that off. Like now!

Alexis: Isn't that the sweet thing, that he framed it.
David: Um. It is very sweet. Thank you, Patrick.
Patrick: Actually, they they all come framed.
David: Okay, thank God. Because I was just thinking that this frame is a little too corporate for my brand.

Alexis: David, I was just about to sample the unisex Mennonite cologne on Patrick.
David: Um, that's not a sample. And you've sampled half the store at this point. So we need to sell all this stuff.
Alexis: Okay, well I flattened out the lip balm. So no one's gonna notice.

Patrick: Listen, if you need help, I-I'm happy to help.
David: Why? Alexis is here helping.
Alexis: Well, no. If Patrick has offered to move all the boxes, then I think we should let him.
Patrick: Is that what I offered?
David: Okay, well, thank you, Patrick.
Alexis: You're welcome. Um, okay. So you can start by moving all of those big things of hand cream.

Moira: [slurring on the phone] It's all so unbelievable, John! I had forgotten what it was like to be feted.
Johnny: Moira?
Moira: What?! I can, I can hardly hear you, John! The cheering and accolades are drowning out your gentle voice.
Johnny: Oh, I take it things went well?
Moira: I'm a game-changer, Jo- Hey, oh! Uh. Oh, Gavin's brought out the hard stuff. So, darling, I must sign off.
Johnny: All right, well, have fun, sweetheart, and don't get too carried away.
Moira: I'm networking, John! Do you know that I'm actually good at this!

Moira: How is Jocelyn?
Johnny: Oh, she was a little upset. Apparently her husband, Roland, spent the night with you.
Moira: I know, wasn't that funny?
Johnny: Moira, when were you gonna tell me about this?
Moira: Ah, we talked about it this morning, John! We laughed about it.
Johnny: We didn't laugh about it. Because we didn't talk about it. I would have remembered if you had said something that funny.

Johnny: May I ask what you are doing?
Moira: Oh, I've decided to cut down on my drinking.
Johnny: Unrelated, I assume?
Moira: To what?
Johnny: To you sleeping with Roland last night.
Moira: Okay. This joke has played itself out. It was humorous this morning.
Johnny: We didn't talk about it this morning!