Moira: Oh, David, I don't know how you don't go mad with those people.
David: Well, those people are putting a lot of energy into raising money for those kids.
Moira: Jump ship. Save yourself.

Alexis: Can't we just ask them to give them to us?
Johnny: This is not some co-op commune, Alexis. You know, if there's a price tag on it, you gotta pay for it.
Alexis: Not if you just take them.
Johnny: Well, that would be low bottom behaviour, wouldn't it?
Alexis: Okay, well, how do you think I got these glasses from the gas station?
Johnny: You stole sunglasses?!
Alexis: Yeah, it's a gas station.
Johnny: Oh, my God, I raised a thief. Go wait in the car!

David: Um, well, if the barrier's come down, can two friends dance? Is that okay?
Stevie: Uh, I normally only slow dance with strangers, at bars, after I've had a few.
David: Uh-huh.
Stevie: But, um, I can make an exception.

Moira: Oh, I love my party, John. But please don't ever do it again.
Johnny: Well, the surprise was on me 'cause this town cleaned itself up pretty well.