Ronnie Lee Quotes Page 2 of 2
Quote from The Wingman
Johnny: I don't know if I can speak on behalf of women here...
Ronnie: You can't.
Johnny: Moira used to say, when she was single, she would always be attracted to men who could make her laugh.
Ronnie: How'd she end up with you?
Quote from Bad Parents
Ronnie: So what's your deal? You're pretty. What's that like?
Alexis: Um, it's good.
Ronnie: Yeah, lots of doors open up for pretty people.
Alexis: Mm-hmm, clearly, as I register for community service.
Quote from Town for Sale
Alexis: Well, excuse you in that coat.
Ronnie: I know, Jocelyn gave it to me.
Alexis: What? Knock-off's are getting so good these days.
Ronnie: Thanks. I can't wait till winter. I'm gonna feel like Patty LaBelle.
Quote from General Store
Ronnie: Who wants a silver tree? The only people who buy silver trees are serial killers, and single men over 40. And my cousin, who is a single man over 40.
Quote from The Hospies
Roland: Oh hey, Pat. What are you doing? Playing hooky, or did the store finally close?
Ronnie: Ha! I don't laugh a lot, but that was good.
Patrick: That is funny, especially considering we are open, but hey, who knows for how long? Because right now, it sorta looks like a quarantine station.
Ronnie: I'm sorry, are you implying something?
Patrick: You know, I'm just saying, uh, the bathroom's supposed to be done today, and you say you're working as fast as you can, but, uh, here I find you with Roland.
Ronnie: Okay, FYI. Roland is the hook-up for your tiles. His cousin, Arnie, gets them at cost. So I thought I would thank Roland by buying him lunch. Because that's how I do business.
Patrick: Makes sense. I was just sort of, uh, checking in.
Ronnie: I could always cancel the order, if that's how you wanna do business.
Roland: Ooh! Ouch. I would run out and get some Aloe vera pal, 'cause you just got burned.
Quote from The Hospies
Patrick: So what would be the update on the tiles, then?
Ronnie: Funny you should ask. I was just heading out to run them over.
David: Hmm. So I wonder if you still need the basket, then.
Ronnie: Oh, I still need the basket.
Quote from The Hike
Alexis: What's going on here? Twy, I didn't know you played solitaire.
Twyla: I don't. These are tarot cards. I'm raising money for a new dishwasher, so I'm offering five dollar card readings.
Ronnie: Yeah, and she's good too. Last time she told me I was in for a bit of luck, and I won ten bucks on a lotto ticket.
Ted: Whoa!
Ronnie: I spent $20, but still.
Quote from The Premiere
Alexis: No, it is a premiere. Unfortunately, that decision was made like half an hour ago, so it would be really helpful if I could just tell you what I need.
Ronnie: Oh no, the red carpet that you told me not to order?
Alexis: Yes, but at this point, I will settle for any shade of red, and it doesn't have to be sixty feet.
Ronnie: Okay, good, 'cause all I've got is a 20-foot Merlot in my garage I ripped out after the church basement flooded.
Alexis: That sounds amazing.
Quote from The Premiere
Roland: And obviously you're coming to me for a little star power. I get it. It'd be good to have a name there tonight.
Alexis: No. No. You're the crow hook-up. I wanted to create like a headline-grabbing moment where I release a bunch of crows just before the movie starts.
Roland: Uh, excuse me, it's a little late notice.
Ronnie: What about the liquor license? 'Cause I assuming people are gonna wanna be drinking through this thing.
Quote from The Wingman
Ronnie: Hey, I'm heading out.
Johnny: Calling it a night?
Ronnie: Well, actually, my night is just beginning.
Roland: Whoa... Welcome to the players' club.
Ronnie: No, I'm not high-fiving that.