‘Rock On!’
Season 5, Episode 6 - Aired February 12, 2019
After the Poison concert Jocelyn and the Jazzagirls were going to attend is cancelled, Moira encourages them to spend the evening at the casino. Meanwhile, a customer gives Patrick his phone number, and Johnny interrupts Stevie taking an intimate photograph.
Quote from Roland
Roland: I really don't know what to say to the two of you.
Johnny: Well, you don't have to say anything, Roland. Less is more in a situation like this.
Roland: Well, I did just think of one thing.
Stevie: Please don't!
Roland: It's more of a limerick.
Johnny: All right, enough, Roland.
Quote from David
Alexis: Hey, can you give me a ride to Ted's? It's basically on the way to Patrick's.
David: It's in the opposite direction, and I'm not going to Patrick's tonight.
Alexis: Why?
David: Because we don't have plans tonight. He has plans with someone else.
Alexis: Who?
David: Okay, can you utilize like, a little bit more of the English language?
Quote from Alexis
David: Okay, well, I hardly think Ken is a threat.
Alexis: Mm, tell that to his million dollar smile, David.
David: Okay.
Quote from David
David: Patrick didn't even wanna do this. I basically forced him into it.
Alexis: Is it too late for any amendments?
David: I thought this was a good idea, and now you're making me feel like I made a mistake.
Alexis: Okay, you haven't made a huge mistake yet, David, we probably won't find out about that until tomorrow.
David: Okay, I have never been in this position before, usually I'm the one finding out I'm in an open relationship after the fact, and now you're making me feel like I've just shipped my boyfriend off to fall in love with someone else!
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Ugh! I was supposed to go to dinner with Ted, David!
David: Then go for dinner with Ted!
Alexis: Well, now I feel like I should be here for you!
David: Why?
Alexis: [groans] Let's just hope we don't find out.
David: What?!
Alexis: Ugh.
Quote from Johnny
Stevie: Can we pretend today didn't happen?
Johnny: Oh, consider it erased.
Stevie: Thank you.
Johnny: Although, I did wanna say just one thing, if I could put my friend cap on for a minute. I'm glad things are working out with you and your gentleman friend. And I'm just piecing things together here.
Stevie: Thank you, Mr. Rose.
Quote from Johnny
Johnny: I hope he makes you happy, Stevie, and that's all that matters to me. And from this point forward, I am staying out of it. We never have to talk about this again.
Stevie: Okay. Remember Emir? The guy who came to review the motel?
Johnny: The one who asked you to lunch?
Stevie: Yes, that would be him.
Johnny: Oh! Well, he seems like a nice guy.
Stevie: Yeah.
Johnny: Good job. Good taste in motels. And clearly he likes you a lot. And I'm not saying that just because of the photo.
Stevie: Oh, my God, Mr. Rose!
Johnny: Okay, rewind, please.
Quote from Moira
Twyla: Does anyone want more Bucky's?
Ronnie: No! Who knew everything would contain chicken?
Moira: Oh, that dessert menu was especially disappointing. "Black forest tenders."
Quote from Moira
Twyla: Oh, Jocelyn, is that you?
Jocelyn: Yes! I took your advice, Moira.
Ronnie: And what advice was that?!
Moira: Yes, Jocelyn, what advice did I impart that translated into this daring new coiffure?
Jocelyn: That I can still rock on! Your chips bought this!
Moira: And you certainly risked it all, didn't you?
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: [on the phone] Hey, Ted, I'll be there soon, but I just can't leave David alone right now. Yeah, no, apparently they left for dinner at seven. Radio silence. Nothing, not a word. Anyway, I will be there soon, and I love you so much.
David: Okay?
Alexis: [on the phone] Oh, my God, imagine? [giggles]