Alexis: So you just plug in the information, and then it creates the website for you.
David: So what exactly am I paying you for, then?
Alexis: I'm your brand consultant, David. I'm consulting with you on which template to use.

David: Sorry, I'm just distracted, there's a guy over there currently flirting with my boyfriend.
Alexis: Poor thing.
David: I know.
Alexis: No, I meant you, David.

David: Look at you go.
Patrick: Mmm-hmm.
Alexis: And he like gave it to you in front of David, so clearly no threat there.
David: Hey Alexis, find a stick-
Patrick: Can I at just enjoy this for a second?
David: Of course, yeah! Enjoy Ken. I mean, I think it's funny 'cause when he first walked in here I was gonna help him, so to think it could've been me enjoying Ken.
Alexis: Yeah, I don't think so.
Patrick: Yeah, I think he liked me.

Johnny: No, I-I was coming back to you, because I-I figured, you know, you'd be busy back there.
Stevie: I was busy! Taking a personal photo....
Johnny: Right, right.
Stevie: For my doctor.
Johnny: Right, well, it was, it was a medical, uh, photo, and, and, uh, and you what? You text or email this right back to your doctor, I mean, what a- What an age we live in!

Stevie: Okay! I am kind of seeing somebody, and it's like, a long-distance thing, so I...
Johnny: Yeah, okay, I'm gonna stop, I'm gonna stop you right there. I wish we had gotten to the second tape in the workplace etiquette series, that had a whole chunk on Polaroids.
Stevie: Oh, my God!
Johnny: Um, Stevie, look, look! All I saw was a business partner communicating with a friend, that's all. Although you've just explained that it was a more intimate relationship with this, uh, chap. But, uh, congratulations, by the way. If- If, uh, you know.

Stevie: I think I need to take a walk around the block. So, like, a couple of thousand times.
Johnny: Okay, that's a good idea. Yeah, sure, sure. Take a walk. And, uh, you know, uh, get some, get some fresh air, and you know, clear your head. And if you feel the need to finish that communication by the way, with your friend, just, uh, maybe try and find a room with a locked door? [door slams] But everything's okay, Stevie, don't worry about that.

Jocelyn: You know what? I was going to change and then I thought, no, if my babysitter can show up wearing a crop top the size of a bib, I can wear this to a casino!
Twyla: Jocelyn, you look amazing.
Moira: Yes, why not throw caution and the dress code to the wind?
Ronnie: I'm sure the maitre d' at Bucky's will make an exception.

Twyla: Mrs. Rose, when you said you were bringing essentials, I thought you meant snacks, and something to drink.
Moira: No.
Ronnie: Well, nothing for the road?
Jocelyn: Don't worry ladies, I've got you covered, this afternoon I made some magic brownies! [Jazzagals cheer]
Moira: THC and carbohydrates?
Jocelyn: Oh Moira, we don't expect you to have one.
Moira: One? At least one.

David: So inevitably there might come a point where you find yourself curious about being with other people. So why not explore that now, so that we don't have to have this conversation five years down the line.
Patrick: Oh, so you think we're gonna be together 5-years from now?
David: I think a cute boy gave you his number, and you should go for dinner, and run free. Best case scenario, you realize how good you have it with me. Worst case scenario, you realize how good you have it with me. Fun!

Stevie: Mr. Rose saw me topless.
Roland: Oh! Oh! [laughs]
Johnny: No! No! I- I didn't completely see anything, but I got the gist of what you were doing.
Stevie: I didn't know anyone was here!
Roland: Oh, Johnny, I don't think the woman in that video would approve.
Johnny: The woman on the video is Moira, and no, she would not approve! I would not approve! It was an accident.