David: The quiche is vivacious, and that is not a word I use to describe quiche often, but you know, when the time is right.

Johnny: Well that's a relief, that your bases are covered.
Jocelyn: But here's the good news, if something does happen to one of our first 3 choices, we will definitely be knocking on your door.
Johnny: It's all for the best, Jocelyn, because frankly the thought of raising another kid...
Jocelyn: Yeah, well, let's face it, your first 2 were no walk in the park, right.
Johnny: Well, they're good kids.
Jocelyn: Yeah, I mean you had a lotta help.
Johnny: Yeah, but you know, we're very capable parents.
Jocelyn: Well if you like, we could, um, move you up the list?
Johnny: No, no, no, but this has all been very, very helpful. So, thank you.

David: Thank you. That wasn't the most comfortable situation to be in.
Alexis: I'm just glad Ted's found someone so stable and healthy.
David: You're in love with him, aren't you?
Alexis: Yes. Yup.

Alexis: According to this, you're alive again.
Johnny: Well, looks like we're back, sweetheart!
Moira: Well, it was fun while it lasted.
Johnny: I guess we should think about returning some of these gifts?
Moira: John, they're perishable. And excuse me, but this is the first time we've heard from most of these people.
These gifts are long overdue.

Heather: I do have some prize-winning goats. And it doesn't hurt that I'm dating a vet.
Alexis: Fun.
David: Must be very helpful for you.
Alexis: How's that going?
Heather: You know, there is something so familiar about your voice.
Alexis: Oh. No, people have told me that I just have like, one of those voices.
David: Super generic and trill.