Ray: Uh, remind me, are you here for a photo series, or travel planning, or our newest service, closet organization?

David: [to Patrick] Okay, thanks.
Ray: Ciao!

Moira: Looks like you're down to your last little saplings, Raymond.
Ray: Yes, so we're selling these for a special price.
Johnny: Ah, see, the Christmas spirit is all around us.
Ray: Oh, I'm sorry, by special, I meant higher price, because of demand.
Johnny: Well, that's all right. The tree's just a gesture. We don't need anything fancy.
Ray: Okay, well, these over there are $100 per gesture, or 2 gestures for $175.

Johnny: Moira, can I uh, see you in private, for a minute?
Ray: Please, take your time. Although uh, keep in mind, with our inventory dwindling, we're surge-pricing right now. [stands expectantly between Johnny and Moira until Johnny looks at him] Ah. [walks off]

David: Ray: Gentlemen, you're gonna laugh, but I just remembered, we do have eggs. They're in the pantry, next to the pancake mix, which means they've been sitting out for days. Are we feeling lucky?
David: Can I still have the pancakes?
Ray: Yes!
Patrick: Ray!
Ray: Patrick?
Patrick: Door closed.
Ray: Of course.

Ray: You'll thank me later, but, uh, no more worrying about door open, door closed. All you have to do is open the curtain to the bathroom!
David: Ray, can we just have a moment?
Ray: Absolutely. I'll just wait in the bathroom. Curtain open, or curtain closed?
David: Oh, closed!
Patrick: Closed, I think.

Ray: I can barely hear your conversation. Are we sure we want the door?
David: Are you sure?
Patrick: Up to you.