Ray Butani Quotes Page 2 of 4
Quote from Don't Worry, It's His Sister
Johnny: What the hell is this?!
Ray: The town sign.
Johnny: Is this the real sign, or the joke sign?
Ray: What do you mean?
Johnny: You don't see anything wrong with this? The man! Standing awfully close to that woman, wouldn't you say?
Ray: Well, he's holding on to her so she doesn't fall into the creek.
Johnny: Look a little closer, Ray.
Ray: Well, it need a little sprucing up.
Johnny: Sprucing up?!
Ray: It's very popular, people come from all over to take a picture with it.
Johnny: I'll bet they do! You know what? This is coming down!
Ray: That's the mayor's family up there! That sign's been here over forty years.
Johnny: And you wonder why this place won't sell?
Ray: Oh, I think I see it now. His shoulders are too big.
Johnny: Get in the car, Ray.
Quote from The Motel Guest
Ray: Oh, and there's a lovely window here through which you can see all of the town. The cafe, the garage, a tree of some kind just, uh, over there.
Quote from Sebastien Raine
Ray: In my defensive, I didn't believed any of this, Bob. [foot tapping] Gwen is very trustworthy.
Johnny: Ray, you're tapping your foot.
Ray: Okay.
Quote from Open Mic
Johnny: Is this a team meeting, 'cause I'm part of the team.
Alexis: Uh, no we're good, we're gonna focus on a solo shot.
Johnny: Solo?
Ray: Don't take it personally, Mr. Rose, it's probably because you didn't know what to do with your hands. Or maybe it's because your face looked like it tasted something sour. Or maybe...
Johnny: Thank you, Ray, I get it.
Quote from Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose
Johnny: Well, obviously we'll be looking at something a bit more modest this year. But this time, at least, we get to pick out the tree ourselves. Mm, smell those pine needles.
Ray: Oh, hi, Mr. Rose. What you're smelling is actually our holiday-scented car ornaments. They can be used in the car, or on your tree. Sold separately, of course.
Quote from The Plant
Ray: Knock knock!
David: Holy fuck.
Ray: I realized I don't have eggs, but I do have pancake mix. How do we feel about that?
David: Four, please.
Ray: David, you're constantly talking about how much you eat. But I've seen you walk from the bedroom to the shower, and you look fine.
Quote from The Plant
Ray: As you can see, this is open concept.
David: Oh, wow.
Patrick: It's good, eh, David?
David: I thought this was the penthouse.
Ray: Uh, it is the top floor of three floors.
David: You said this was a one bedroom.
Ray: It is, in the sense that it's a one - bed - room. Any more beds, and you'd be in trouble. Although bunk beds can be fun.
Quote from The Presidential Suite
Ray: That's me in front of a volcano.
Patrick: Yeah.
Ray: In the jungle, in outer space, that's another volcano.
Quote from The Presidential Suite
Ray: Mmm. I don't know if you've thought about wedding favors, but might I suggest mouse pads, I got thousands downstairs. Let me get you some samples.
David: Wonderful.
Quote from The Presidential Suite
Ray: Just as an example, here is a sample mouse pad that Jocelyn made for the computer lab at school. The Under the Sea theme is only available during winter months.