David Quote #532
Quote from David in Moira Rosé
Moira: Yes, but he wants me to sample the fruits of his labor this very day!
David: Well, this seems like a very important moment in your life. I only wish I could be there.
Moira: I can't go alone.
David: [sighs] Well, unfortunately, I told my fiancé I'd watch the game with him...
Patrick: Just go, David.
David: Okay. Are you sure?
Patrick: Yes. You guys might wanna rehearse a little more next time. The extraction did feel a bit strained.
David: [quietly to Moira] That was you.
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Quote from Roland
Roland: I remember when Jocelyn's dad gave me the talk. I mean, he was trying to talk me out of getting married, but she was 9 months pregnant at the time, so he really didn't have a leg to stand on. But I'll tell you, I could not get out of that sauna fast enough. No way!
Quote from Jocelyn
Jocelyn: Alexis, can I still go on the trip? I'm not saying that I need it. It's just last weekend I snuck Roland Jr. Into the ball room at Ikea, just so I could eat a meatball by myself.
Quote from Moira
Moira: You and Patrick are two good grapes. Different notes, different tannins, but... together, you've managed to make one perfect blend.
David: Thank you.
Moira: That being said...
David: Oh my God.
Moira: If I may impart a slice of marital sagacity: you and I, we're two potent grapes. You know, there's a lot of your father in Patrick.
David: Don't need that.
Moira: But just because their notes are subtle doesn't mean they require any less attention.
David: Says the woman who literally convinced me to leave my partner alone at home, watching a baseball game.
Moira: You know I'm right. Your father and I have produced beautiful wine together for over forty years.
David: Ew.
Moira: And I have absolutely no doubt that your relationship with Patrick is going to get even better with age.