David Quote #342
Quote from David in Baby Sprinkle
Jocelyn: Welcome, boys! I can't thank you enough for jumping in like this!
Patrick: Oh, it's our pleasure.
David: Okay, um, so what's going on here?
Jocelyn: I thought I would what I could to get a jumpstart on the decorations.
David: Here's the thing, Jocelyn, when you asked me to throw this event, you were essentially handing over creative control. Considering our name is gonna be all over this, I think it's important to streamline the aesthetic direction we're taking for tonight.
Jocelyn: Okay, well I guess I could move some of the balloons?
David: That could be good. Yeah, we could move those. Maybe to the garbage? We're also gonna need to drop-cloth the interiors.
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‘Baby Sprinkle’ Quotes
Quote from David
David: Okay, now this game is called sleepy mommy. Jocelyn's sitting on the couch, she's our sleepy mommy. Now mommy's had a very hard day with baby, and needs a bit of a break. And that's where we come in. We're each gonna take turns popping pills into mommy's mouth. Now unfortunately, these are breath mints, we couldn't afford actual benzo's, but the person that does get the most tranqs into mommy's mouth, will walk away with whatever's left of the soft cheese station.
Quote from Moira
Ricki: Often times in these situations, I ask a participant to go within, and to reflect why she might be having trouble connecting.
Moira: Connecting is my livelihood. No, it's these discount locks. I've tried every other one. [The single man from earlier waves to Moira] Ooh! You know what, John? You're right, we should go. Jocelyn has that bébé thing. Rene, pleasure as always.
Quote from David
Patrick: What's goin' on?
David: Well, um, Jocelyn came in here this morning looking like Adam Sandler on a red carpet. Poor thing is planning her own baby shower, so I volunteered to help.