Alexis Quote #292
Quote from Alexis in The Jazzaguy
Miguel: Okay look, there is nobody who wants to see Ted fail more than I do, professionally speaking. Personally, I feel like this is off limits. It just feels wrong.
Alexis: Okay, that is what I've been saying, to literally everyone.
Miguel: What, you've been telling people about this?
Alexis: No. Some people. Just close friends. And that is the reason that I wasn't gonna come tonight.
Miguel: Yeah, but you came.
Alexis: Okay, bottom line, we've both had a lot of Zhampagne, so I just feel like we need to hydrate, and reflect.
Miguel: Wow. I mean, yeah, but I don't think I can do this.
Alexis: Okay, just to be clear, I couldn't do this first. So I guess I am paying for the Zhampagne then?
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Miguel: Um, how did you get so good at this?
Alexis: Hm, you learn pretty quickly when you're in a Ugandan diamond smuggler's villa playing for your friend's freedom.
Miguel: Right, right. Wait, what?
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Ted can't know about this, David. Miguel's the only other vet in town, and they have this like dumb rivalry.
David: When has that ever stopped you? I remember that summer you dated all 3 Hanson brothers.
Alexis: This is different. I no longer need backstage passes to the Teen Choice Awards.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: Oh, Moira, I completely forgot about lunch. And I just gave Stevie the day off.
Moira: How many days off is Stevie allowed to request?
Johnny: Well, she'd worked 14 straight days, so...
Moira: It's starting to remind me of Rose Video, when your work consumed you, and I would miss you so. Except now I don't have the jet and the free DVDs to distract me.