Roland Quote #250
Quote from Roland in The Presidential Suite
Jocelyn: I've never stayed in a Presidential Suite.
Roland: [Boston accent] Enjoy it, honey, this one, uh, reminds me a lot of the uh, suites in, uh, Cuba before Castro took over.
Johnny: That's not... That's not JFK.
Roland: Yes, it's JFK, he's always...
Johnny: [Boston accent] Ask a not what your country can do for you.
Roland: Who said that?
Johnny: The man's from Boston.
Moira: John!
Roland: He didn't say... No he's not, he's from Upstate New York.
Johnny: Coming Moira.
Roland: And FDR said that.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Presidential Suite’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Is everything okay? It's okay to admit that I tuckered you out.
Ted: No, it's, it's not that.
Alexis: Okay, then what is it?
Ted: I just thought that it was important that we have this conversation in person.
Alexis: You're starting to sound like me trying to end things with B-Rock on the Backstreet Boys Millennium Tour.
Quote from Moira
Roland: You know that staycation we've been talking about? Why don't we just do that here?
Johnny: Well, Roland, that-that sounds good, but, uh, that just can't happen. As a new business owner it's dangerous to treat your assets as personal possessions.
Moira: That's my John. At Rose Video, he made me purchase the Blu-ray of my gritty feminist police drama, "Miranda Rights".
Jocelyn: I rented that three times. Miranda is so sassy when she went undercover for that wet T-shirt contest.
Quote from Ted
Alexis: Okay, here's what I'm thinking, we do that like three to four more times, and then we go on a romantic walk to your house and we like hang out there for a little bit.
Ted: Yeah um, that plan sounds really active, Alexis.
Alexis: Mm-hmm.
Ted: But, uh, my mom's staying at my place and, uh, I'd rather not walk in on her and her Zumba instructor. Don't wanna have to zoom back here.