Roland Quote #249
Quote from Roland in The Presidential Suite
Roland: Well, if you must know, Jocelyn and I had been renting our extra bedroom to uh, help pay for this place.
Jocelyn: Yeah, and so we thought there's nobody here, it might be nice to have a weekend where a total stranger wasn't making themselves at home in my kitchen.
Johnny: Okay, look Roland, I may have been a bit too much of a stickler earlier.
Roland: Ah no. No, it's fine, Johnny. We'll just, uh... We'll just sleep in the truck with the baby. Or you know what, you could give us the keys to your place. It would be like Wife Swap, except we wouldn't be swapping wives, we'd be swapping mattresses.
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Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Is everything okay? It's okay to admit that I tuckered you out.
Ted: No, it's, it's not that.
Alexis: Okay, then what is it?
Ted: I just thought that it was important that we have this conversation in person.
Alexis: You're starting to sound like me trying to end things with B-Rock on the Backstreet Boys Millennium Tour.
Quote from Moira
Roland: You know that staycation we've been talking about? Why don't we just do that here?
Johnny: Well, Roland, that-that sounds good, but, uh, that just can't happen. As a new business owner it's dangerous to treat your assets as personal possessions.
Moira: That's my John. At Rose Video, he made me purchase the Blu-ray of my gritty feminist police drama, "Miranda Rights".
Jocelyn: I rented that three times. Miranda is so sassy when she went undercover for that wet T-shirt contest.
Quote from Ted
Alexis: Okay, here's what I'm thinking, we do that like three to four more times, and then we go on a romantic walk to your house and we like hang out there for a little bit.
Ted: Yeah um, that plan sounds really active, Alexis.
Alexis: Mm-hmm.
Ted: But, uh, my mom's staying at my place and, uh, I'd rather not walk in on her and her Zumba instructor. Don't wanna have to zoom back here.