David Quote #526
Quote from David in The Wingman
Patrick: Oh... oh. So you... okay, so you think he invited us over to... to... ?
David: Yes, I do. Yeah. Yeah.
Patrick: Well, in that case, we definitely shouldn't go. 'Cause we're not really the kind of couple that...
David: Mm-hmm.
Patrick: Yeah...
David: That being said, if we ever did decide to... have "a whiskey" with someone, Jake would be the person to do that with because he literally doesn't care about anything. So just... I'm just throwing it out there.
Patrick: I mean, we always have the option of going and just having a whiskey.
David: Okay. And I always have the option of online shopping and just putting things in the cart. That's not gonna happen.
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Quote from Ted
Ted: [on Skype] Hey, babe!
Alexis: Hey, babe!
Ted: Oh my God! Where are you? Is that the ocean? I wish. It's a poster of the ocean. 'Cause I'm actually in Stewart's dorm room right now because mine got evacuated last night - small fire ants issue.
Alexis: Yikes! Hope everything's okay.
Ted: It was a real "Fyre Fest." [chuckles]
Quote from Moira
Barb: We are so very lucky to be joined this morning by Moira Rose. Well, ach!
Lizzie: Ach!
Barb: What a ride this has been!
Lizzie: Yes.
Moira: What a ride indeed, Barb! Oh, let me first assure your viewers that not a single crow was harmed, and as for the humans, oh, nothing but a little wounded pride... and one severed earlobe.
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Um... what's all this?
Moira: They just keep coming.
Alexis: Well, congratulations. That must mean everyone's happy.
Moira: Oh, very happy, yes. Thanks to your little attack of the corvidae, we are Interflix's number one stream of the day. Tied only with the fourth season of Caroline in the City.
Alexis: From Interflix. "To Alexis, congratulations and thank you. The competition is eating crow." [chuckles] "Love, your new best friends at Interflix."
Moira: They're all for you. Well, not those, those are from Joyce DeWitt.