Alexis Quote #418

Quote from Alexis in Maid of Honour

Alexis: Although now that I think about it, I could also be the flower girl. Like come out first, wearing a gown made entirely of flowers...
David: No.
Alexis: Just walk down the aisle, and loop back...
David: Absolutely not.
Alexis: And then quick outfit change, and we're up.
David: I take it back, I'm gonna ask Jocelyn.

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 ‘Maid of Honour’ Quotes

Quote from Alexis

Stevie: Okay, I'm starting to realize that there's a lot more to this job than I thought.
Alexis: Tell me about it. I once planned Megan Fox's bachelorette on this tiny island off the coast of Montenegro where nothing is illegal. Like nothing.

Quote from Twyla

Twyla: Were the crows nice?
Moira: Hm.
Twyla: My uncle had a parrot that just kept asking me to take my bra off.

Quote from Roland

Roland: Okay, Johnny. As soon as we get this place up and running the first order of business is to restock the vending machine. Do you know that all they had was this Drink Tyme Orange Sodas and one bag of Poly Puffs.
Johnny: All right, we're gonna have to get some brand names in there.
Roland: No, I'm saying get more of this. Do you realize that this soda is made with 99% real drink. You can't argue with that kind of math.