Alexis Quote #417
Quote from Alexis in Maid of Honour
Alexis: Anyway, it might kill me on the day, but I'm glad that she actually found something to distract herself.
David: Hm. Mm-hmm. Speaking of the day... I have a better job for you?
Alexis: Okay. I think it would be a weird look for me to be a flower girl at my age, David.
David: I've thought about it... and I want you to give me away.
Alexis: Oh my God, David. That's like arguably the most important role of the wedding.
David: A simple yes or no is fine. No need to pull focus. Okay.
Alexis: I do.
David: Great.
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‘Maid of Honour’ Quotes
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Stevie: Okay, I'm starting to realize that there's a lot more to this job than I thought.
Alexis: Tell me about it. I once planned Megan Fox's bachelorette on this tiny island off the coast of Montenegro where nothing is illegal. Like nothing.
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Twyla: Were the crows nice?
Moira: Hm.
Twyla: My uncle had a parrot that just kept asking me to take my bra off.
Quote from Roland
Roland: Okay, Johnny. As soon as we get this place up and running the first order of business is to restock the vending machine. Do you know that all they had was this Drink Tyme Orange Sodas and one bag of Poly Puffs.
Johnny: All right, we're gonna have to get some brand names in there.
Roland: No, I'm saying get more of this. Do you realize that this soda is made with 99% real drink. You can't argue with that kind of math.