Roland Quote #233
Quote from Roland in Maid of Honour
Man: Who said I'm a squatter? I'm a long-term tenant. Betty told me she'd bake that into the contract.
Johnny: Bake it into the contract. Roland? Was it in the contract?
Roland: The contract is like 25 pages. That's what lawyers are for.
Man: Well, I'm a lawyer. And I assure you that it's in there.
Johnny: You're a lawyer? Then might I ask what you're doing here?
Man: I'm a prosecutor. And uh, when you're putting away the kind of guys I do...
Roland: Or gals.
Man: No, never women.
Roland: No.
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