Roland Quote #226

Quote from Roland in Maid of Honour

Johnny: Look at this, a cigarette and a newspaper.
Roland: That stuff could've been here for years.
Johnny: Then explain why the coffee is still hot?
Roland: It's called global warming, Johnny.
Johnny: Okay.
Roland: Why do you strike me as one of those people that doesn't believe in that.

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