Alexis Quote #408
Quote from Alexis in Maid of Honour
Alexis: Oh my God, David! I totally forgot about the wedding dream book!
David: Um, where did you find that?
Alexis: Um, I was looking for an earring and found it under your pillow. Anyway, you did it. You manifested your wedding and I'm like literally stunned.
David: You're stunned.
Alexis: Yeah, but like in a good way. Like think of all the people on the planet who find someone, somehow you're one of those people.
David: I don't know how to take that.
Alexis: I mean, you didn't end up marrying JC Chasez or Jenna Elfman. But I actually feel like Patrick is kind of the best of both of them.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Maid of Honour’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Stevie: Okay, I'm starting to realize that there's a lot more to this job than I thought.
Alexis: Tell me about it. I once planned Megan Fox's bachelorette on this tiny island off the coast of Montenegro where nothing is illegal. Like nothing.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: Were the crows nice?
Moira: Hm.
Twyla: My uncle had a parrot that just kept asking me to take my bra off.
Quote from Roland
Roland: Okay, Johnny. As soon as we get this place up and running the first order of business is to restock the vending machine. Do you know that all they had was this Drink Tyme Orange Sodas and one bag of Poly Puffs.
Johnny: All right, we're gonna have to get some brand names in there.
Roland: No, I'm saying get more of this. Do you realize that this soda is made with 99% real drink. You can't argue with that kind of math.