Johnny Quote #251
Quote from Johnny in Meet the Parents
Clint: So Patrick has been keeping us up to date about everything he and David have been doing, and I think it's amazing how far they've come.
Johnny: Yes, yes, yes it is. But uh, I'll have to admit, I've been somewhat of a skeptic about those two.
Roland: This one isn't as progressive as the rest of us. It's a generational thing with him.
Johnny: I was talking about the store, Roland. You know, mixing a business relationship and a romantic relationship... Well, that can get kinda tricky sometimes.
Clint: I-I-I missed the last part of what you just said. The?
Johnny: Uh, oh, well, you were aware they were in business together as well, right?
Marcy: We knew that part, yes.
Roland: Really? Because it kind of seems like the two of you just found out some really shocking information.
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Quote from Moira
Alexis: I already purchased a booth. Your name is on the website, and I just printed out all of these headshots for you to sign. Obviously I will be taking commission.
Moira: Alexis, there's a good reason I've avoided these conventions in the past. Showing up, taking your picture with a motley crew of pale, dewy-faced salamander people. I haven't hit rock bottom quite yet. It's a matter of self-worth.
Alexis: You did a commercial for adult diapers!
Moira: In Japan! In full-face Kabuki makeup!
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Okay, here's how it's gonna go down. It's 30 seconds each, tickets in hand, or it's back of the line, and no, she will not be clarifying any Sunrise Bay plot points.
Moira: Ahem. Feet.
Alexis: Oh, yes. And if we're talking feet, it's $75 for one, $150 for the pair.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Alexis, dear, now is bad a time as any to tell you. There is a dark side to Mummy's industry, and I've tried to protect you from it your whole life.
Alexis: You took me to the Playboy Mansion when I was seven.
Moira: And you had a wonderful time in the children's grotto. But, this! Alexis, you shouldn't have to see this. Thespians selling their autographs for money in cheerless convention centers.