Ronnie Quote #28
Quote from Ronnie in The M.V.P.
Roland: Johnny, I don't think it's really ethical for you to be doing spring training with the enemy.
Johnny: He's not the enemy, Roland. He's my son.
Roland: [scoffs] There are no sons in baseball!
Johnny: What?
Patrick: I'd argue most baseball players are somebody's son.
Ronnie: So what does that make me?!
Patrick: Oh! No but, just 'cause he... He said there's...
Ronnie: Yeah, you know what, good luck. 'Cause you all are gonna need it. Yeah, I'm looking at you.
David: [to Patrick] Wow, she is really not a fan.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The M.V.P.’ Quotes
Quote from Ronnie
Ronnie: Roland, the rules say that we can't play if we don't have nine players! And I can't stomach the thought of Patrick's team winning by default. The man looks like a thumb!
Quote from Stevie
Moira: But this is actually a good distraction for you. Because when you're on stage, you're going to have to drown it all out. Okay, so let's now focus on the image you were about to conjure for me.
Stevie: Okay, I'm in the Town Hall. I'm wearing my maroon plaid hoodie. And I'm feeling very uncomfortable.
Moira: Hmm, vivid. Visceral. Excellent, Stevie. Although the exercise does ask us to recall a traumatic event in our life. This sounds almost as if you're describing what's happening right now.
Stevie: Well, I am.
Moira: Oop, there's that razor sharp wit that landed you the role.
Quote from Alexis
Stevie: I didn't audition. I don't like attention. I can't think of anything worse than standing on a stage in front of a room full of people.
Alexis: Okay, Stevie, I think you just need to chill. If this is anything like my first day with the Pussycat Dolls, it'll be a couple of hours of Kegels, and then an afternoon of cheeky Bellinis.
Stevie: It's just a lot of pressure.
Alexis: Don't even worry about it. I got your back today, girl. Just like Nicole Scherzinger did for me.