Stevie Quote #143
Quote from Stevie in Housewarming
David: Okay, he kissed me! And I was just told to have some fun. So I played the game. I'm sorry that the bottle landed on me.
Patrick: Hmm, technically it landed between you and Stevie, so.
Alexis: Yeah.
David: Okay, so you're upset about this as well, then?
Stevie: Looks like it.
Patrick: No, I'm not! I'm not upset. I just, I guess I wonder how you would react if the tables were turned.
Alexis: Yeah, David, like, what would you do if Patrick and I suddenly kissed at a party?
Patrick: Yeah.
Stevie: Or Patrick and me.
David: Okay, we're done with you.
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Moira: Well, I'm off. [baby cries]
Johnny: All right, have fun, sweetheart.
Moira: You realize the bébé is crying?
Johnny: I do, yes.
Moira: Isn't it scheduled to be dormant by now?
Quote from Moira
Moira: Oh, if it weren't for Joyce Dewitt insisting on wearing those pigtails, this movie could've been a hit! We're supposed to be astrophysicists, it just takes you out of it. And yet, she, she gets the close up!
Johnny: Well, that was shocking.
Moira: I know, right? And I get the aerial shot for my love scene.
Johnny: No, no, I'm talking about the kid. To think this little thing could create so much destruction.
Moira: Oh, you've completed the diaper substitution. Aren't you the Sephardic Mr. Clean!
Quote from Moira
Johnny: Ooh! I think I just found the issue. It might be in the diaper.
Moira: Oh, it was the bébé. I'm so relieved!
Johnny: Yeah, I think they left extra diapers. They assumed we'd take care of it. You wanna grab the rubber gloves?
Moira: They're Tom Ford, John, no! And they wouldn't fit you anyway.
Johnny: The cleaning gloves under the sink.