Moira Quote #567
Moira: Well, hello! Is it just me, or is there a faint scent of honeysuckle in the air?
Roland: Yeah, it might be Johnny's aftershave. I'm-I'm sorry, it is pungent.
Moira: And John, I tried to hang up my gown, and thank God I caught it before that silly curtain rod came crashing down!
Roland: Don't worry about it, we'll get you a new one. As soon we get uh, "El Tightwad" here to loosen up the purse strings.
Moira: John, give this man a raise! And when dear, did our room become so moist? I'm off to get a dehumidifier, but I will see you at lunch.
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‘The Dress’ Quotes
Quote from Roland
Roland: Oh, Johnny, there you are. I've been looking all over for you. Urgent question. Um, what's our policy on smoke breaks?
Johnny: Who's taking a smoke break?
Roland: I am.
Johnny: You don't smoke.
Roland: Yeah, I know. And I don't think I should be penalized for that.
Quote from David
David: I'm so glad we're doing this. We never get to spend quality time together. Also, I've been neglecting my wellness journey, so the cherry blossoms opening when we both have time off is really ticking a lot of boxes for me.
Stevie: Are you sure the cherry blossoms are even open now? I mean, I thought that wasn't for another couple weeks.
David: Mm, no, no, I called the botanical gardens, and had the girl send me a photo. I learned the hard way from my last trip to Japan. Showed up, no cherry blossoms, turned right back around. It was such a waste.
Quote from Moira
Moira: On the upside, this gown has exceeded all expectations.
Johnny: Yeah, well that's good, sweetheart, that's that's good. It's just that, um, you know, with all these costs piling up, we might need to take a hard look at uh, some of our recent, uh, purchases.
Moira: I told Alexis now is not the time to expand that home office. Not with the price of ink today.