Roland Quote #173
Quote from Roland in The Dress
Roland: Well, I've come up with the perfect excuse for you to buy yourself a brand new hot water heater!
Johnny: Still waiting for the good news.
Roland: Well, the good news is that my friend Terry can replace the whole thing for you.
Johnny: Replace it? Well, how much is that gonna cost?
Roland: I did a little negotiating with Terry, and he says you can have it for $4,200.
Johnny: $4200?!
Roland: Right. Unless you want it installed.
Johnny: Well, of course I want it installed, Roland!
Roland: Okay, well, that's gonna be $5,500.
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‘The Dress’ Quotes
Quote from Roland
Roland: Oh, Johnny, there you are. I've been looking all over for you. Urgent question. Um, what's our policy on smoke breaks?
Johnny: Who's taking a smoke break?
Roland: I am.
Johnny: You don't smoke.
Roland: Yeah, I know. And I don't think I should be penalized for that.
Quote from David
David: I'm so glad we're doing this. We never get to spend quality time together. Also, I've been neglecting my wellness journey, so the cherry blossoms opening when we both have time off is really ticking a lot of boxes for me.
Stevie: Are you sure the cherry blossoms are even open now? I mean, I thought that wasn't for another couple weeks.
David: Mm, no, no, I called the botanical gardens, and had the girl send me a photo. I learned the hard way from my last trip to Japan. Showed up, no cherry blossoms, turned right back around. It was such a waste.
Quote from Moira
Moira: On the upside, this gown has exceeded all expectations.
Johnny: Yeah, well that's good, sweetheart, that's that's good. It's just that, um, you know, with all these costs piling up, we might need to take a hard look at uh, some of our recent, uh, purchases.
Moira: I told Alexis now is not the time to expand that home office. Not with the price of ink today.