Moira Quote #565
Alexis: Okay, there must be some mistake here. This is valued at $3,700.
Johnny: What?! $3,700?
Alexis: What designer gave you that kind of discount?
Moira: Sadly, it's not custom this time around, Alexis. Mommy had to shop off the rack. Fortunately, I discovered something called a "promo code."
Johnny: This is a reduced price?
Moira: Yes. Discount couture, do you believe it? I'm surprised she made it through customs.
Alexis: I once passed off a mini horse and three Guinea pigs as service animals, so anything is possible.
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